1. i can curl my hair, but i cannot put on fake eyelashes
2. i can shovel, but not enough to get my car out from under 2 feet of snow
3. i can cook, but i cannot do it without burning myself or the food at least once
4. i can do my taxes, but not without the help of my aunt
5. i can clean my house, but i cannot do it all at once
6. i can listen to the solid gold oldies music channel for hours, but i cannot stand the dance/electronica station
7. i will get out and walk for an hour to get to a bar to meet my friends, but i will not get out and walk for an hour to get to a store
8. i will eat the same thing for lunch everyday, but will still not eat meat
9. i will watch 10 episodes of star trek or the twilight zone, but i will not turn on the news (except to look for closings) for days
as you can see, i'm extremely bored. it is miserable sitting in your house, but wandering around in the gross snow and blizzardy stuff is even worse. any suggestions of things i should try to keep myself entertained, let me know!