It's always been sunny in.....Austin.

To reiterate my point, I AM NOT GOOD AT BLOGGING. But, at least I remembered today! The SMF (special man friend) and I went a-walkin last night. On 6th street. Don't ask why but we did. I got yelled at by a homeless crackhead lady (Stay out of my fuckin' business!!!! is what she said) and a zerbert blown at me. For those who don't know, zerberts are when you stick your tongue out and blow "zeeeerrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt!!!" I thought it was just a one time thing but again, today, I got spoken to in an unfavorable tone. What is it? Do I look funny, smell bad, have a weird face? Maybe people just hate the way I look? Who knows.

SO, on a completely unrelated note, I got farted on today. That's right, a kid was sitting on my lap and farted on me. Why would someone do that? Even at 6, I like to believe that I knew better than to pass gas on someone's lap. Especially a nice lady teacher. But sure enough, I heard it. And smelled it later. Gross!

Um, sorry.....?

So, sorry I haven't written for a while. Few things been happening here:
1. LP is back! Hooray! We are having fun!!!! He's my lovely man slave-no car (so he can't leave), does things around the house (that I don't want to do) and hookin' up! Woo-mutha-f-in-hoo!

2. Got clocked in the face today. By a 4 year old. It was awesome. He then told me that he loved me, even though he hit me. Sounds like an abusive hubby to me.....I may have to lay the smack down. But I love him so much....sigh.....HA!

3. I'm broke. As a joke!

4. Not much else going on, try to write more later but not tomorrow- PROJECT RUNWAY, suckas!!!!